0507 gbsb bitching recap

have i ever talked about how much i'm convinced leah is only there to be eliminated as an easy out. like if youve ever watched rupauls drag race, they literally take the most underwhelming person through each week so you can have an easy choice when you get to the final three and OBVIOUSLY the final two WONT be that one shit person who keeps getting taken through

also obviously jen and juliet are the strongest sewers- ricardo is a bit of a wild card though
and like it baffles me that leah is still there becaues its not like masterchef where youre like oh that looks ok but what does it taste like? you wont know with food but with the clothes you can visually see how SHIT some of the stuff looks?

i mean full disclosure honestly personally i hate leah - literally every time she starts a fucking challenge she starts banging on about how she has a 'personal relation' to the international themes ? like ok we get it lmao youre a middle class white woman who does yoga and that dohti pants are wowww yoga pants

i also fucking love the burn like - they invited ghandi to come over to see the people he ruined the lives of who live in nice little houses like 'lmao you dont even kow what poverty is dear'
what a roast.
but its just so jarring that all she commented on was like.. that it was yoga which as routinely been taken on for white ideas and stripped of all its cultural significance ? and that it had a really interesting background behind the pants and you jump back into that kind of ignorant 'yeah but we're so sad here in the cotton mills?'

and like ?? lmao ok we get it you see africans around brixton where you live like god it sounds so wholly self indulgent and like some low key gentrification but massive swathes of ignorance like 'im not racist i have black neighbours'
like ok you dont know anything about japan lmao 'oo is that actually what they say i have no idea???" about kawaii. like christ, if you don't know shit just nod and smile because you've been doing consistently shit throughout the whole show ? 'ha ha konnichiwa i speak japanese' yeah alright lmao

also can we talk about that transformation challenge - juliet's skirt and top were SO much more details like what the fuck was that 'red carpet shit' the pleats were SO off from the major part of the dress and it was so badly done?? like it was just like, YEAH HERE WE GO CHUCKED THAT PLEATING ON WOWWWW and it dragged on the floor like it doesn't make sense that the judges who are so anal about certain stuff is going to think something that... clearly looks like a school project .... would be the winner of the challenge? i literally think they've been fed lines so that leah can stay in.
lmao just leah shits on my nerves a lot and i'd rather have seen any other sewer through bc i didn't see her going through the first week already

the origami challenge has been really interesting though, except for literally everyone fuckign up japanese ALSO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SONG KAWAII BABY JUST THROW THE WHOLE FUCKING HTING IN THE BIN LMAO like damn its so ...w hite catering....

at least the second song was actually sung by someone who speaks japanese....

also im really sad that jen's shirt was so bad in the end because she obviously has an amazing track record and im really happy that ricardo got that garment of the week - i think that his shirt was amazing because of that translucent rice paper aesthetic going on - i love it.

also i cant BELIEVE THEY ELIMINATED JEN LMAO WTF
SHES BEEN THE BEST SEWER THIS WHOLE TIME I KNEW IT THEYD FUCKING KEEP LEAH JUST SO THEY CAN DO AN EASY ELIMINATION THIS IS WHY I DONT FUCKING WATCH COMPETITION SHOWS BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING RIGGED ARE YOU SERIOUS JEN IS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST SEWERS IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING SHOW AND THEY ELIMINATED HER LMAO IM SO FUCKING TILTED????
i wonder if leah knows shes the pity charity case for this show and if she feels sad about it.

half of the reason i watch this show is just for joe so yeah alright singing off before i crack a blood vessel